witchpop:

why do u only have 1 wing

macarena-of-time:

if you touch a penis you go to hell sorry i didnt write the rules

smiling-having-fun:

omfg dead

sayur-i:

basicallyhorny:

meanplastic:

making my way downtown

walking fast faces pass and i’m home bound

dadadadadada dum dadadadadadadadadada dum 

inthurnet:

**thinks how to murder amanda bynes vagina**

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

encunted:

niamhyjess20:

errriicaaa:

homeless-network:

this is my favourite picture ever

WAIT WHAAT

Classy 

hahahahahAHAHAHA harry is a disgrace i love him

niknak79:

practice makes perfect

googlebus:

honestly I think in general if someone punched me in the face I’d be too tired to respond 

baeutifool:

is this the real life

!!!!

Anonymous asked: So I sacrificed Betty white to Satan for you, I hope you like this early Hanukkah gift from me to you.

Thank you but I was hoping you sacrifice Taylor Swift but Betty is okay