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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

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cooldudebro:

dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin

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Delete this

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dion-thesocialist:

ur fave is problematic. *spins the celebrity wheel* Keira Knightley is guilty of *spins the problematic wheel* appropriating the struggles of *spins the marginalized group wheel* minimum wage workers, and refuses to acknowledge her *spins the privilege wheel* male privilege.

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youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

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cieply:

if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed

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officialunitedstates:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"

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j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

ciggers:

i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

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sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

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sunharry:

sunharry:

taylor swift is always pulling the max and ruby face like

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bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

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not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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