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covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

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2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

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two of them

gotoh:

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two of them

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envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

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sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…
smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…

smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

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rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

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netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

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alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

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iwasrepeals:

opening a pack of gum in public like

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